Ah, well. I’m determined to move to England. Somehow. It’s not just the place, it’s the politeness, and of course, the humor and let’s not forget, the sausages, afternoon tea, Strongbow, I could go on … Fog and rain. I love ‘em. Rolling hills and grassy plains. I love ‘em. Sheep, not so much but not having to learn another language entirely, a big plus. Besides, 1066 – the Battle of Hastings and William the Conqueror is forever emblazoned on my mind, I could almost fit in.
It’s being able to go to a nice pub and be left alone instead of having a server come by every 5 minutes to ask how you’re doing with her big smiley you-better-give-me-a-huge-tip-when-this-is-over voice. It’s being able to go to the market and buy all kinds of locally-made/grown food that isn’t processed in some giant plant. It’s just nicer. That’s all.